“When the lightening strikes, the electrical current will be transmitted through the wire to the frog legs on the table, and they will jerk wildly!!” (…insane laughter…)

Thank you, Mr. Galvani, for your revelation of the fundamental material basis for life and action. Electricity was considered and treated as an “occult” force for a long while, and it gave rise to all sorts of pseudo-scientific quackery (and still does) but the experiments of Dr. G showed that our souls consist more of batteries and energy flows than an afflatus of divine origin. When Adam was created, God did not blow life into him, but hooked him up to a battery, and gave him a roaring good jump-start, like another doctor we know, Frankenstein.


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