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In my last post, the last of 2022, I clamored down the rabbit hole of texts and movies born of Miss Blandish’s sexual degradation recounted in No Orchids for Miss Blandish. (Need I mention that some literary scholars have opined that the meaning of “sanctuary,” the title of the Faulkner novel from which, everyone agrees, Chase took his novel’s plot line for Miss Blandish, is an allusion to the female genitalia? Well, that’s lurid enough!)
I also wondered aloud whether or not George Orwell, author of “Raffles and Miss Blandish,” his very famous essay of 1944 comparing the old school of British “crime” writing with the new brash, American style, had actually read the book. Several incidents that he discusses in his piece were not in the book that I read! Ah, but there are many editions and revisions to the Chase text, all described in this lengthy blog post. I tried in vain to find a copy of the original, first edition text of No Orchids, but only found collector’s copies priced at $500 or more. A more careful reading of the blog post, however, alerted me to the fact that the original text was republished in a Corgi paperback edition in 1961, available for free, upon registration, at the Internet Archive, here!
Well, I can declare categorically that George Orwell did NOT embroider on or imagine elements of the text one bit. Phew..! (I would be very upset to to find that Orwell could be so cavalier and careless.) No, the original 1939 text is a shocker, even today. The depiction of violence is very graphic. For example, early on in the novel, Slim, the murderous and psychopathic sexual deviant knifes to death a member of a rival gang from whom they are stealing Miss Blandish. He takes pleasure in watching him being tied up, screaming for mercy as Slim approaches, and then he slowly inserts his knife into the man’s guts. He sits down and sees the knife handle jiggling as the man writhes and cries out. “Take your time, pal,” he says. And Slim’s first rape of Miss Blandish is described in creepy detail. Yep, pretty sick.
The original text is free of technological anachronisms such as television and helicopters, and the original plot details actually make more sense than the revised story. There is also much more suspense, as in the later episode when the nightclub operator whom the Grissoms muscled out of his club, seeking revenge, manages to free Miss Blandish from her torture chamber. In the revised story, this episode is much abbreviated, but originally, it provided a great deal of tension: would he succeed in it? And this fellow, by the way, is the one who experiences an orgasm before dying of a knife thrust from Slim. (In my previous post, I incorrectly identified the victim as one of the small time hoods in the beginning of the book.)
One knock against Orwell remains, however. In his essay, he speculates that Miss Blandish kills herself because she has become so accustomed to Slim’s caresses that she cannot live without them. Absurd! It is is abundantly clear that Miss B. is a ruin of a human being, and she gives a long speech to her rescuer explaining why she does not wish to be reunited with her father, or really with anyone. Then she throws herself out a window to her death. As I noted in the previous post, however, that is the reason she kills herself in the 1948 film adaptation which totally inverts the psychology of the story.
I have read only one other book by James Hadley Chase, “The Things Men Do,” and I can only rate it as mediocre. Some might say that Miss Blandish was his best effort. It was his first, and it came to him, he claims, in a flash, written in a week or so. If you have a yen to get to know Miss Blandish’s story, I urge you to read only the 1939 text. If you have not, you cannot really say you have read No Orchids, and that’s what you want, isn’t it?