– A device for transmitting rotary motion, consisting of a handle or arm attached at right angles to a shaft.
– Informal: A grouchy person; An eccentric person, especially one who is unduly zealous.
Back to one of my favorite topics for complaint: It seems that every time I look at the news, especially the business news, everything is about the Internet. (Surprise!) I just want to find out whether the UK and Europe are imploding and all I see are articles about startups and IPOs for outfits selling gizmos that help us spend money, waste time, and gain access to more information, most of which is of no use to us, except as a way to help us spend more money and waste more time. In the NYTimes, one academic jocularly speculated:
Perhaps in the not-too-distant future, he went on, you won’t have to shop at all. Your vast piles of shopping data would be instead collected, analyzed and used to tell you exactly what you need: a new motorcycle from Ducati, perhaps, or purple rain boots in the next size for your growing child. Money will be seamlessly taken from your account. A delivery will arrive at your doorstep.
And if we could just figure out how to have machines make all the stuff for us, grow our food, and tend our bodies without having to move, we could just plug in and live virtually!
Don’t get me wrong – I love stuff. I just spent hours shopping for a new pair of shoes made of Tyvek – looks really cool. But I wouldn’t be destroyed if all these opportunities were taken away. Is it my age? I had a roommate once who thought of nothing but making money and buying. “That’s what man is,” he, a resolutely unphilosophical person told me. “Man is a consumer. He buys things.”
When I was thirteen, I got a full set of the Encyclopedia Britannica. I recently discarded it, but I kept the A and Z volumes just as a reminder of happy times gone by. I would start off looking something up, it would lead to something else, and something else again in another volume, and pretty soon hours had gone by while I ‘surfed’ the expanse of human culture, and I was left sitting on the floor surrounded by opened volumes. Now I do it online. I rather like doing it online, but I don’t kid myself that my experience is essentially any better. Just faster, and more rich in media. Some things I can find now with ease that I would have had to go far out of my way to get then…but that was part of the fun of it! Something gained, something lost. This is the way of life, but, not on the business pages. How long before people start to get jaded?
A minority opinion, but not a solitary one. The caveman at the left is the logo of Uncivilized Books, a small publisher of comics, that I discovered in Atomic Books in Baltimore, MD. Yes, an actual store! This comics artist, Tom Kaczynski, seems to be thinking the same sort of thoughts. And I love that logo! That’s me, but I wear a collar and carry a laptop as I face the day’s challenges of scratching a living from the earth.
In one of his comics, Kaczynski talks about Richard Florida, and his books on the rise of The Creative Class…new to me. But at the symposium I attended Friday at the Regional Plan Association in NYC, I felt like I was hearing what he was describing, at least at the morning session. Bike paths, cultural diversity, cafes, restaurants (for the record: I like all that stuff) capital chasing all those smart, talented, hip-and-with-it highly educated technology workers… What must a city do to woo them to come and live in its precincts? And what about the not-so-smart and not-so-hip or talented?
Mayor Bloomberg gave his “NYC is Great” (and so it is) speech, and remarked that the RPA has been around giving us great plans since 1929! 1929 gave us so many great things – he rattled off a few, including Scotch Tape. Was it a subtle joke on his part that he omitted The Crash?
Once again, mes pauvres lecteurs
, I call your attention to this brilliant piece of social commentary: Flaubert on the Internet